A new week begins with news of a “$400 Million flying palace” that allegedly will be gifted by the Qatari Royal Family to Donald F’ing Trump!?! WTF?

Oh there’s more news too. Like the idea of suspending habeas corpus? Huh?

I accidentally stumbled onto Newsmax over the weekend and was hit with El Dumpo on the tube trying to sell me a Trump Watch? Seriously? The President of the United States doing a TV commercial to sell a watch with his name scribbled on it. How is that legal?

These stories and more as we cover the fucking news with Jonathan Larsen of thefuckingnews.substack.com.