King of Zackmerica. Snarky wordsmith.
A founding member of the Thang since it began in 2002, Zack is an insufferable food snob, gin enthusiast, and sarcasm aficionado. He also displays his mediocre parenting skills for his two children, Isabella and Lennon. Born and raised in Massachusetts, Zack now calls Southwest Virginia home, but still holds his New England allegiances to the Red Sox, Patriots, and the correct way to make a proper bowl of clam chowder.